Shouldn't we bring back Victorian bathing machines at the seaside for those of us who want to swim in the sea?

The thing is swimming in the sea is not particularly healthy, especially when you find the sewage outflow is a bit too close. Still there are other dangers, Jelly Fish, deranged whalers who in a crazed vendetta against the great white whale try to harpoon a large woman, Pirates who come on to the beach and steal all the Malibu & rum truffles, Radio 1 roadshows, JLS playing on the Wii, The police arresting JLS for playing on the Wii as it was actually an act of gross indecency, Burt Kwouk looking for a chicken, finding the toilets are just a hole in the ground. Still the thing is that all that will happen with the Victorian bathing machines is that acts of gross indecency will happen in them and little Victorian urchins will be picking people's pockets.